Dog Logic...

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue...
~Anonymous~

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face...
~Ben Williams~

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself...
~Josh Billings~

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person...
~Andy Rooney~

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog...
~Franklin Jones~

If your dog is fat, you need more exercise...
~Unknown~

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money...
~Joe Weinstein~

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man...
~Mark Twain~

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole...
~Roger Caras~

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them...
~Phil Pastoret~
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