Monday, 31 October 2011

Halloween Ghost Jokes...

Q - Why can't the boy ghost have babies?
A - Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
Q - Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? A - Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Q - What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A - Ghoul.
Q - Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A - For the Boos.
Q - Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A - He didn't have a haunting license.
Q - What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A - He is mist.
Q - Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A - Because he is always a goblin.
Q - What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
A - Whipped scream.
Q - What did tha boy ghost say to the girl ghost?A - You are the most booooooooo-tiful thing I have ever seen
Q - What are ghosts' favourite kind of streets?A - Dead ends
Q - What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A - Mas-scare-a.
Q - Who was the most famous ghost detective?
A - Sherlock Moans.
Q - What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop?
A - Scream or sugar!
Q - What is in a ghost's nose?
A - Boogers.
Q - Where does a ghost refuel his porche?
A - At a ghastly station.
Q - Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
A - It's drafty under that sheet.
Q - What do ghosts eat for breakfast?
A - Boo-Berries.
Q - What kind of gum do ghosts chew?
A - Boo Boo Gum.
Q - What is a Ghost's favorite food?
A - HamBoogers.
Q - What is a ghosts favorite sale?
A - A white sale.
Q - What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A - A boo-tie.
Q - What's a ghosts favourite desert?
A - Boo-berry pie.
Q - Why can't Boy Ghosts make babies??
A - Because they have Hollow-Weenies!
Q - How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire?
A - So long sucker!
Q - What is a ghost's favourite band?
A - The Boos Brothers.
Q - Where do ghosts go out?
A - Where they can get boooooo-ze.
Q - Where do ghosts go out?
A - Where they can get sheet-faced.
Q - What did the mother ghost say to her kids in the car?
A - Fasten your sheet belts.
Q - What do ghosts call there girl friends?
A - There goul friends.
Q - Why don't ghost have bands?
A - They get booooooooooed.
Q - What's a ghost's favourite type of car?
A - A boo-ick.
Q - Where do ghost go for fun?
A - To the boo-vies.
Q - Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?
A - It raises their spirits.
Have a Happy Halloween!

Best Witch Jokes...

Q - What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A - A sand-witch !!
Q - What do witches use in their hair?A - scare-spray
Q - What do they teach in witching school?
A - Spelling.
Q - Why does a witch ride a broom?
A - Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.
Q - What do you call a witch's garage?
A - A broom closet.

Q - What do you call two witches living together?
A - Broommates.

Q - What is a witch's favourite subject in school?
A - Spelling.

Q - What did the teenage witch ask her mother on Halloween?
A - Can i have the keys to the broom tonight. 
Q - What do you get when there’s a witch in the desert?
A - You get a sandwich.

Q - What did the goblin say to the witch?
A - I don't know you tell me!
Have a Happy Halloween!

Halloween Harvest Moon...

Ha Ha Ha! Here's
Your Halloween Moon,

Have A Great Week Friends...

Happy Monday Friends...

Saturday, 29 October 2011

Aviation Rarely Seen...

Even if you're not into aviation, these are pretty awesome pictures!

Below - 747 Contrail
Below - 747 past a half Moon
Below - 757 against a full Moon
Below - 757 at Gatwick with wake vortex
Below - 757 showing wing vortex on clouds
Below - 767 wing vortex on clouds
Below - 787 Dreamliner
Below - A340 rainbow contrail
EMIRATES 1.5 billion dollar A 380 - since wrecked
Below - A330 landing Amsterdam with dramatic sky
Russian Antonov 225 on ground - - largest plane in world
Camera at FL340, 747 at FL350, and B777 at FL380
CONCORDE 101, last official flight
Concorde 101 parked - - nose down
Below - F15C, fastest take-off ever measured
Below - F15E Strike Eagle - Wales
Below - FA18 going SONIC
Below - FL330, FL340-very dramatic-going opposite and 1000' separation
Below - Sukhoi SU-27's in close and tight - not tricked