A - Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
Q - Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? A - Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Q - What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A - Ghoul.
Q - Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A - For the Boos.
A - He didn't have a haunting license.
Q - What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A - He is mist.
Q - Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A - Because he is always a goblin.
Q - What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
A - Whipped scream.
Q - What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A - Mas-scare-a.
Q - Who was the most famous ghost detective?
A - Sherlock Moans.
Q - What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop?
A - Scream or sugar!
A - Boogers.
A - At a ghastly station.
Q - Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
A - It's drafty under that sheet.
Q - What do ghosts eat for breakfast?
A - Boo-Berries.
Q - What kind of gum do ghosts chew?
A - Boo Boo Gum.
A - HamBoogers.
A - A white sale.
Q - What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A - A boo-tie.
Q - What's a ghosts favourite desert?
A - Boo-berry pie.
Q - Why can't Boy Ghosts make babies??
A - Because they have Hollow-Weenies!
A - So long sucker!
A - The Boos Brothers.
A - Where they can get boooooo-ze.
Q - Where do ghosts go out?
A - Where they can get sheet-faced.
Q - What did the mother ghost say to her kids in the car?
A - Fasten your sheet belts.
A - There goul friends.
A - They get booooooooooed.
Q - What's a ghost's favourite type of car?
A - A boo-ick.
Q - Where do ghost go for fun?
A - To the boo-vies.
Q - Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?
A - It raises their spirits.